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"President Creates Cabinet-Level Position to Coordinate Scandals."

WASHINGTON, DC—In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.

"Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion," Bush said.
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Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack.

It's frightening how unprepared we are. Do YOU have a zombie emergency escape plan? Do you know where the closest supply of boomsticks is to your current location?
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Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge of Country.

The sad thing is, no matter how ridiculous the Onion gets, reality passes them in the next week.

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