Seriously. And they put whipped cream* on goddamned everything.
I ordered a spiced apple cider once. They put whipped cream on it. Whipped cream on HOT APPLE JUICE. I would never have thought to order appl juice "no whip". Whipped cream is NOT SOMETHING YOU PUT ON APPLE JUICE. I've never ordered OJ but I wouldn't be surprised if they sprayed whipped cream on that too.
*Not actual whipped cream, of course, but a sweetened petroleum product that tastes like the floor of a high school chemistry lab.
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Date: 2008-06-04 10:58 pm (UTC)I ordered a spiced apple cider once. They put whipped cream on it. Whipped cream on HOT APPLE JUICE. I would never have thought to order appl juice "no whip". Whipped cream is NOT SOMETHING YOU PUT ON APPLE JUICE. I've never ordered OJ but I wouldn't be surprised if they sprayed whipped cream on that too.
*Not actual whipped cream, of course, but a sweetened petroleum product that tastes like the floor of a high school chemistry lab.