Lattes

[forsyth]

How did drinking lattes become this sign of elite out-of-touch-ness? Seriously. Starbucks are EVERYWHERE. All sorts of people to to Starbucks. It's the freaking McDonald's of coffee. So how's drinking coffee in milk make somebody an elitist? I don't get it.

Comments

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

Well, Double-F if you don't get it, then you are clearly one of the elites; a latte-drinking, cheese-eating, peace-loving, limp-wristed, slack-jawed, no-Chuck-Norris-movie-owning, hybrid-driving, word-reading, college-educated, tool-using, opposable-thumb-having, domesticated-west-African-plains-ape-descended, surrender monkey from Franceataxechussetsstan...

You can't possibly share the values of honest, hard working Americans, who want nothing more from life than their color TV to watch teh_NASCAR, a barcalounger, some pork fat, a can of Coors and when they drink coffee in the morning, it comes out of a big ass tin can you bought at Wal*Mart, like God intended when He made America.

mojo sends