Everybody Loves a Classic
Oct. 16th, 2006 02:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forsyth"You can't trust that Harry, he's a liar," I said.
"Indeed I am. And listen very closely, the sentence I am telling you is a lie."
The android stared. "Urk. Illogical. Does not compute. Does not compute. Out of cheese error."
Steam started coming out of its ears, then the android's head slumped forward and its eyes unfocused.
"Alright, the robots are down, let's get out of here!" Harry said.
Then behind us, someone started clapping slowly. It was the android. "Very good try, gentlemen. A classic strategy. Unfortunately, my creator saw the same schlocky science fiction films you did."
"Indeed I am. And listen very closely, the sentence I am telling you is a lie."
The android stared. "Urk. Illogical. Does not compute. Does not compute. Out of cheese error."
Steam started coming out of its ears, then the android's head slumped forward and its eyes unfocused.
"Alright, the robots are down, let's get out of here!" Harry said.
Then behind us, someone started clapping slowly. It was the android. "Very good try, gentlemen. A classic strategy. Unfortunately, my creator saw the same schlocky science fiction films you did."
