A Pirate for Congress!

[forsyth]

Mr. James Hill is running for Congress on the Pirate ticket. In Iowa, which last I checked, was landlocked. The only position I can find him making without pouring through the whole blog is "I take no bounty from any Person, Party, Organization or Corporation."

And he's apparently been approached by GARGOYL (the Greater Association of Righteous Gun Owning Young Lesbians), a group he completely made up. Here's his blog for those of you who want to read more.

Comments

[dezro.livejournal.com]

For a second I thought someone was actually running as a Pirate Party candidate. DISAPPOINTED. But it's still awesome.

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Who's the candidate for the All-Night Party?