A Challenge!

[forsyth]

Explain women. In five sentences or less. GO!

Comments

[h371x.livejournal.com]

I can do it in one.

"Mmm. Squishy."

- h3l!x

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

Like men, but sharter, less hairy, and with more breasts.

Oh, and without a penis.

[leticia.livejournal.com]

Human, too.

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

...I'm a woman and I don't think I can do it.

Human works, mostly.