Overheard in a Bar
May. 27th, 2006 02:20 pm"Dragons? Feh. They're not ancient magical arbiters of eternity. That's just legends. Things people make up to explain why their son got eaten by a big damn flying lizard. Dragons're just beasties. Big flying lizard beasties that eat whole villages. Because they're big flying lizard beasties, not ancient magic. A human fighting a dragon is like one of them toy poodles fighting an alligator.
"But we've got stuff no toy poodle ever got their paws on. Like anti-air missiles. And that's good, 'cause a toy poodle with explosives would make Rambo look like a sissy. Evil bastards they are."
"But we've got stuff no toy poodle ever got their paws on. Like anti-air missiles. And that's good, 'cause a toy poodle with explosives would make Rambo look like a sissy. Evil bastards they are."