Overheard in a Bar

[forsyth]

"So why do succubi, is that the right plural, come to Earth, anyway?"

"To steal the souls of lustful mortal men."

"Well okay, yeah, the souls thing. But that doesn't explain why you're here so much."

The succubus raised an eyebrow. "Have you ever been to Hell? Not really somewhere you want to stay. And don't get me started on demons. They're all 'RAR! Look at me, I have bigger spikes than the others! Watch me inflict suffering!' Which is fine sometimes, but there's times a girl wants some cuddles, y'know? Demons don't grok cuddles."

"I guess that makes sense."

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[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Fun fact: succubi, like all demons, are supposed to be male, hence the masculine declension.

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