Quiz time

[forsyth]

The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm) Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer. Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. Your exact opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: DarthFerret

In other words, the "nice guy" wuss. Sigh.

Also, why is that symbolized by a centaur? Shouldn't it be a saytr? Satyr? Whichever.

Comments

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

Ha! I got the Sonnet.
So barely unnonwrong. But close.

And the nice guy isn't the centaur, your polar opposite is. The Hornivore. And centaurs were brutal, man.

[rabidwookiee.livejournal.com]

Dude, I got "The Boy Next Door". You know, the one who ends up always being 'better off friends' with all the cute girls? So cheer up mate, it could be worse ; )

[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know the centaur's the opposite. Still dude, if it's about creatures legendary for horniness, the satyr springs to mind long before the centaur.

And I say that having read many of the Xanth books back in my impressionable youth, where EVERYBODY was legendarily horny.

Piers Anthony is a dirty old man.

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to point out that I really, really enjoy your livejournal. You make simple things like memes fun again. And your daily drabble is always worth reading.

[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

Well, thanks.

Though honestly I'm not sure how I make a silly quiz thing more fun than it is. heh.

Man, I'm bad at taking compliments, aren't I?

[peterchayward.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how either, but it made me laugh, whereas normally the quizzes are fairly mundane.