Daily Drabble (with a guest star)

[forsyth]

I looked down at the fortune. "This is ridiculous."

"What's that?"

"Even fortune cookies are outsourcing now. Look."

I read the fortune and handed it to the buddha. "If you cannot find wisdom within, try the Internet."

"On the other side, you get the Chinese pictogram for Cheeze-whiz."

"It's not a fortune. Monkey loving proverb cookies have been taking over the market. You don't seem annoyed."

"Being one with the universe gives perspective. Wisdom can be found on the Internet."

"If you can get past the porn and the wankers whining on LJ."

"Cynicism is best directed at itself."

The shoulders of...well, not giants, mostly me, really:
Stories from the Rabbit Hole
Stories from the Rabbit Hole, Part 2
There's a Buddha on My Bed
A Discussion of Procrastination and Buddhism
Buddhablog
Haven't Seen Him in a While
The Illusion of Pain
Stuff that Binds
More About Failure
The Joy of Scrubdom
Book Reviews with a Buddha
Who's Afraid of a Little Enlightenment?
Special Guest Star Daily Drabble