Daily Drabble
Sep. 30th, 2005 02:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forsythLet me tell you about the worst conspiracy ever.
Take every goofball James Bond villain plot, the melodramatics of every comic book superhero, and as incompetent as both. They were worse than that. Everyone had a white fluffy Persian cat. Less sense of taste in their uniforms than a fast food theme restaurants. Dr. Claw would look down on these guys.
It wasn't like they were secret. You can't build giant bases in mountains at all secretly. There were blogs about them. Nobody took them seriously.
Turned out they really DID have a death ray on the moon. Who knew?
Take every goofball James Bond villain plot, the melodramatics of every comic book superhero, and as incompetent as both. They were worse than that. Everyone had a white fluffy Persian cat. Less sense of taste in their uniforms than a fast food theme restaurants. Dr. Claw would look down on these guys.
It wasn't like they were secret. You can't build giant bases in mountains at all secretly. There were blogs about them. Nobody took them seriously.
Turned out they really DID have a death ray on the moon. Who knew?
