A Time Machine

[forsyth]

If I had one, I think the best use I would make of it would be to go back and time and advise myself to take better advantage of time. In particular, to invest in some quality chaos, confusion, and debauchery. Because that way I would now have interesting things to write about.

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[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

Well, for one, I'd tell myself to stay in college. And hang out with the drama geeks, they tend to be good at debauching.

And I'd probably bring lottery tickets, or stock numbers with me. 'cause, y'know.

Which would mean that yeah, I probably wouldn't be here writing this, but such is the nature of paradox.

Also, I'd tell myself to move the HELL out of rural nowhere as soon as possible.