This is why geeks rock

A Neil Gaiman quote, ganked from the Girl Genius Mailing List...

"Last time I was at Comicom, there were like 5,000 people there, and the audience was going to try and cut me off with stuff to sign. They had to figure out how to get me off the stage. All of a sudden, I'm getting to the end of the conversation. Dave McKean and I were doing a Mirrormask thing and we're ready to leave the stage. I look up and they have a bodyguard line of 30 Klingons. They're six-foot six and four-feet wide and they have the foreheads and they had linked arms. We were being lead off behind a human wall —a Klingon wall—of Klingon warriors. And I thought, how good does it get?"

Daily Drabble

Let me tell you about the worst conspiracy ever.

Take every goofball James Bond villain plot, the melodramatics of every comic book superhero, and as incompetent as both. They were worse than that. Everyone had a white fluffy Persian cat. Less sense of taste in their uniforms than a fast food theme restaurants. Dr. Claw would look down on these guys.

It wasn't like they were secret. You can't build giant bases in mountains at all secretly. There were blogs about them. Nobody took them seriously.

Turned out they really DID have a death ray on the moon. Who knew?