Things that should not be.

[forsyth]

Nothing that comes out of the human body should be neon green. Especially not snot. Neon green snot, lurking in my sinuses, right behind my eyes.

Okay, I'm gonna stop there, I'm grossing myself out. But yes, snot shouldn't be that color. Yet it is. CONFUSION.

Comments

[kabbalist-mzdm.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you know this by now, but that's usually a sign that your body is either fighting a rampaging bacterial invasion or just got ahold of one bodacious allergen. I'll close with saying that it beats snot a shade or two darker than avocado, and about the same texture.

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

...Dude. Get a doctor, man. Antibiotics.
It's really sounding like a sinus infection. I've had those, and they are NOT fun.
Although the head x-ray can be fun.

[forsythferret.livejournal.com]

I have exaggerated the quantity of snot for humorous purposes. It's not really that big a deal, it's a combination of a short lived virus or something, and allergies. About twice a year, in spring and fall, my allergies kick in and my nose gets all stuffed up. For about a week or two. Then my body acclimates and it goes away.