The Downfall of the League of Evil
Jan. 25th, 2006 03:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forsyth"I'm not sure I can keep coming to these meetings," Balthor the Destroyer said.
"Aye," agreed Steve the Pirate.
"But we are the League of Evil! Our plans..." Mastermind said.
The Dark Queen interrupted him. "So I came home last night and my kid was running around with some other kids. Nobody wanted to be evil. Nobody. They said evil was lame. And then they started chanting all of our passwords, which really are lame."
"What she said," Balthor said, "And these spikes make my ass hurt."
"But.." Mastermind protested.
And so, their own ridiculousness did what no hero had.
"Aye," agreed Steve the Pirate.
"But we are the League of Evil! Our plans..." Mastermind said.
The Dark Queen interrupted him. "So I came home last night and my kid was running around with some other kids. Nobody wanted to be evil. Nobody. They said evil was lame. And then they started chanting all of our passwords, which really are lame."
"What she said," Balthor said, "And these spikes make my ass hurt."
"But.." Mastermind protested.
And so, their own ridiculousness did what no hero had.
