It's not fair.

[forsyth]

ursulav shouldn't get to be this brilliant AND a good artist too!

"I firmly believe that every single religion, and the total lack thereof, has the right to have cheapass plastic light-up crap that can be wedged in the front yard. It's Isaac Newton's birthday, that's a holiday I can get behind, let's make a plastic light-up Newton bearing presents. I draw the line at sacrificing a bull for Mithras, because I am squeamish and he's a very fraternal god and probably wouldn't appreciate women doin' that sorta thing,* but a plastic light up bull with strings of red Christmas lights wrapped tightly around its throat and spilling in gory streamers onto the lawn strikes me as fabulous. Bring it all!"