Wherever I go, there I'm a nerd.

[forsyth]

Even outside biking. On the way back home, I found myself steering to hit fallen leaves, on the theory they might be powerups.

Also, to give this a point, a joke!

A bunch of students are taking an exercise class. "Okay," the teacher says, "for this exercise, I want you all to lie on your backs and stick your feet up in the air. Then pedal, like you're riding a bike up a hill. Two minutes from now. Go."

So the students start furiously kicking away at the air. After a minute, one of them stops. The instructor walks over and asks "What are you doing?"

"Well, you said we're biking up a hill. I got to the top. Now I'm coasting down."