One novel, or manymanylots of LJ posts.

[forsyth]

They say everyone has a novel in them. This is largely true. An average life could fill many novels, but most of it's boring unless you're involved. Even the dirty parts. With six billion people, even the most unique things have been done before. Edited down, about a novel's worth of stuff.

That's not all. Everybody has a story going on in their head all the time, usually not related to their life. Most of the time, it's about them as a superspy ninja wizard pirate with a harem of questionably lesbian fangirls. Or the culturally and sexually appropriate equivalent.