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Forsyth ([personal profile] forsyth) wrote2005-10-08 11:50 am
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The Travails of Mad Science

"Why does everything with you have to end in fire, tears, and fleeing a mob of enraged peasants?"

"Ith Tradithonal. Ith how ith alwath gone."

"That's not how the world works any more! What's wrong with renting a little office space in the suburbs, and finding some startup cash?"

"Thath not how the Mathter would have done it."

"The 'Master' is dead."

Igor sniffed disdainfully.

"And when I bring an attractive woman back to the lab, if there's going to be any strapping her to a table, I'm going to do it! And not to perform hideous experiments on her!"