I [heart] Al Gore

Seriously. The man is a great nerd. And would've made a many times better President.

The Threat to American Democracy, a speech by Al Gore.

I don't know why I do the things I do

But it just started raining pretty hard here, so I ran outside to shut the windows in my car. Then, since it was warm, and for no reason I know, I ran around in the backyard, in the rain. Laughing. It was fun. I like warm rain.

Badass Yo-Yo Ma

Seriously. Look at his picture on this CD cover. He looks far more badass than Neo.

It's even called "Wake up and Die."

Time saving

It'd probably save me time and aggravation if I just deleted all my old bookmarks that I never use, that've accumulated over years and several different browsers, then just started bookmarking things and using the bookmarks, huh? Especially for webcomics.

The paranoia of the listless

"Modern society is constructed to alienate people and make us forget what it means to be human!"

The meeting had been going so well, too. Then Mark had to go and open his mouth. "So why don't you like, go out and interact with people? Instead of sitting around on beanbag chairs in the dorm?"

"That's what they WANT you to do," said "Moonglow", "They're devious."

"The sheeple fear us, so they shun us. Look what they did to Perforated Sheep Bladders."

Mark sighed. "Dude, that band sucked. Sucky bands aren't a conspiracy."

Needless to say, he wasn't invited back.


(Now I want to write something titled about a conspiracy of utterly crap bands.)